Cure for Baldness - Hair Loss Explained the Crip Way
Firstly, who cares about going bald?
Look on the bright side of it, you will save yourself a fortune on grooming products. Get down to your local Argos and get yourself a set of clippers. No aggro, no fuss, just plain and simple down to the wire hairdressing.
Look at the money you will save on not having to get to the Barbers!
So why do us men go bald, and what is the difference between a cure for baldness and treating hair loss?
Simple answer: Loads
MEN LOSING HAIR - So you’ve noticed that you are going a bit thin on top, what can you do about it?
If you are aged between 16-30 and you are in the first stages of hair loss then your Hair Loss is treatable. The hair loss that you are suffering is down to high testosterone levels, quite simply the excess levels of testosterone in your body kill the cells that create hair growth.
This is when hair loss can be treated. There are a multitude of Hair Loss Clinics that will be able to assist in this kind of hair loss. The use of a potion will counteract the additional testosterone in the body and help keep your hair in place.
The first downside to this is that you will have to keep slapping the solution on to keep your hair in place. The second downside to this is the cost of the anti-slap head solution - From what I have seen it is not the cheapest thing in the world.
But what price baldness? If you are determined to keep holding hold of what is on top then money is no object, and once those testosterone levels drop, then may be able to reduce the levels of anti-hair loss potion
BALDNESS , THE CURE - Sorry slap heads of the world, there isn’t one. From my angle there are two paths that you can take:
- Get a carpet stitched into your napper
- Cut your pubes and glue the hair on your head
BALD PEOPLE - GET OVER IT, THERE IS NO CURE
For those of you who require the use of a trichologist, I found the following company offering treatments for hair loss conditions and scalp problems. The Westminster Practice - Hair Loss Clinic in London - But if you have a head like a snooker ball you can kiss goodbye to a woman running their fingers through your hair ever again!
Written by MrCrip on January 10th, 2007 with
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