Clock Disruption - Scottish Farmers Go To Hell

Why is that I lost an hours sleep?last weekend, why do we still have to go through this backward practice of recognising that it is summer? Why do we not just leave the clocks alone?

Tell me someone who does not enjoy a lighter evening and you have found yourself a weirdo!

What is there not to like about the day ’seemingly’ last longer?

So the arguments for turning the clocks back an hour are:

And the arguments for leaving the clocks as they are in October are:

I have blogged on this subject before back in October when we were forced to put our clocks back an hour, but it is such a pain in the arse - Are you telling me that us humans cannot work out that it is getting warmer?

Are we that stupid that we need to fiddle with our clocks every six months? I know what I’d rather be fiddling with!

Now I have always been informed the reason for putting the clocks back in October is to appease the Scottish farmers. If thats the case why do we not just allow Scotland to put the clocks back and at the same time put up heavy border control and stop the sweaties from coming down into England and taking all of our parlimentary positions and getting jobs.

If the Scots want devoloution, let them have it, but lets get things straight that also means the likes of ‘ugly twat’ Gordon Brown and Dr ‘chain-smoking’ John Reid can no longer hold position in Westminster.

William Wallace would have been chuffed to bits knowing there were so many Scottish infiltrators in England, but then that shows what a weak politically correct spineless country England has become.


Written by MrCrip on March 30th, 2007 with 2 comments.
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Get your own gravatar by visiting gravatar.com Jon Rudge
#1. April 3rd, 2007, at 10:49 PM.

I’m not having it you racist git, what have you got against the Scottish?

Get your own gravatar by visiting gravatar.com Steve
#2. August 24th, 2007, at 6:07 PM.

Then I must be a weirdo as I much prefer the comfort of the darker evenings - and the mouthy little kids are all indoors earlier too. Dark by 5pm and a nice frost setting in - now, that is what I call the start of a great evening, snugling up by the fire with my loved one, nice glass of wine - can’t be beaten son.

Makes no odds to you anyway Crips - you think I’m a weirdo anyway. But I ask you this: Who isn’t?

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