Boycott Iceland - Food shopping without morals

I’ll tell you why shoppers should boycott shopping at Iceland food shops immediately.

I don’t know about the decent folk of the United Kingdom, but any parent who went/goes to Iceland for food shopping is nothing more than a supporter of drugs, drinking and child abuse.

When I see that drug taking whore pretending to be the perfect mother in those shite Iceland it really makes my blood boil. I would not shop in the shit-hole that is an Iceland store if you paid me for two principal reasons.

  1. I will not shop at a supermarket that uses such a lying, unfit, crack taking whore such as Kerry Katona to advertise the perfect home life - it’s bullshit, and any decent mother/father/family should not buy a single bean from a store that clearly advocates a drink and drug addict as the perfect role model mother.
  2. The food is shit - Based on my on personal experience, the cheap own-packaged food available from Iceland would struggle to be accepted in a 3rd world country where starvation is rife. Every time I have ever eaten what is on offer from Iceland I have suffered with having the shits from hell. I would not feed any child that shit, it’s a slow, tortuous murder.

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My main problem though with Iceland is the self-confessed drug-addict slut Kerry Katona. All the time this slut is the advertising face of the high-street food chain everybody should boycott the shop.

If I had to take a choice of either shagging Kerry Katona or cleaning shit as an Auxiliary Nurse, I’d take the job as a Nurse every time, such is my hatred of such an unfit mother!

And can anyone tell me why those useless liberal bastards called Social Services have not taken a self-confessed drug-addicts children and put them into care?

Anyone who is still shopping at Iceland is advocating that drugs and excessive? drinking is acceptable, and more importantly that drink and drugs is acceptable for the mothers of small children.

It’s no wonder there are so many dysfunctional families when one of Britain’s most recognised food chains says its ok to be a druggie, in fact Iceland endorse drugs so much they are going to keep a known hard-drug user to be the acceptable face of their company!

How can a company that is meant to be so “family-orientated’ use a sniveling slut who allegedly is drinking enough alcohol to keep Wetherspoons stocked for a year! Drinking whilst being pregnant is nothing short of child-abuse, and this slut is plastered all over the Sunday papers doing do. So are the bosses of Iceland saying that it is OK to drink excessive alcohol when you are pregnant?

It’s no wonder our teenage sluts do the same thing, if Kerry Katona can drink when she is pregnant then what harm can it do? I pity the unborn child of a drug-addict slut like Kerry Katona. I’d rather be born to Osama Bin Ladan, then Kerry Katona at least he seems to have principles!

What next, will Iceland be introducing a range of ready-made meals for smack-heads? Or perhaps the ‘Munchy Range’ - The perfect after joint snacks!

Join MrCrip and lets boycott Iceland then mum can go somewhere decent for your food.

If I could manage decent kick, I’d stick my right foot clean into Kerry Katona’s reproduction area to prevent the scum from bringing any more children into this world. I’m sorry this woman is not fit to be a mother and she is no role model for other young mums in the UK.

Iceland, you are a shit food store with a drug addict advertising your business, let’s hope you go out of business soon!


Written by MrCrip on January 6th, 2008 with 7 comments.
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#1. January 6th, 2008, at 10:57 PM.

I don’t shop at Iceland, not because of Kerry Katona, but like you I get the shits when I eat their junk. I used to think “Full English Breakfast” for only £1, great! I’ll have six of them. Big mistake! The shits after the first one I put down to coincidence, but three days later when I had another one, double shits that time! So the others went into the bin. Even next doors dog turned his nose up at them.

If you want quality food, then the have to pay quality prices or cook your own.

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#2. January 7th, 2008, at 9:39 AM.

Keith - That’s 100% of us of who can safely say Iceland food is shit.

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#3. January 8th, 2008, at 11:21 PM.

Way ahead of the game Mr C. My paper today says Iceland won’t be renewing Kerrys contract in March due to the fact that they do not think she is a good advert for their company!

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#4. January 8th, 2008, at 11:44 PM.

I hate bleeding Iceland…I visited one in East Acton ,West London and it was like every piece of local trash was shopping in there! Loads of track suit wearing single mums pushing prams about and shouting at their daughters (named Kylie) to ”F***ing shut up you little bitch” Charming! After being in there for 20 minutes waiting to pay for my food whilst waiting in line behind these examples of benefit cheating scumbags with their shopping baskets full of endless frozen ready meals I decided to throw down my shopping and make a run for the door before the urge to kill myself became too strong and I might be forced to open one of my own veins! A truly terrible experience! However I feel that a C*** like Kerry Katona probably quite reflects the type of low class, scrounging trash that actually uses these crap holes!

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#5. January 9th, 2008, at 12:59 AM.

Monica, what paper was that reported in?

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#6. January 9th, 2008, at 1:00 AM.

So Mark, if we wipe out Iceland shops, the scum will no longer be able to buy food and will die out!

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#7. January 9th, 2008, at 7:29 PM.

Hopefully!

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