Bedside Table broke my back
A number of people have asked me how I came to be a cripple? Well I thought it was time to answer the question that has been posed on many an occasion.
Firstly There are many ways an individual may become paralysed, I’ll list a few of the generic ways.
- Road traffic accident (motorbikes usually)
- Tripping over
- Virus
- A fall
- Pier jumping
- Muff diving (depends on how deep you go)
- Assault
- Horse riding (I’m gob-smacked Prince Charles has not broken his back yet)
Many people of course break their necks and backs in some very strange ways, life is funny in that way. For example (this is genuine) I am aware of a Grandmother who tripped on their grandchild’s toy which was left in the bathroom. The result was the Grandmother fell and cracked her back on the rim of the toilet - There you go paralysis, you’re now a cripple! That’s the time when you really find out that disabled people get it pretty rough!
Well what if you broke your back during the height of pleasure? Yes it happens! I know because it happened to me!
Paralysis arrived at my door simply because I was having a bloody good time getting ridden good and proper; how we ended up on a blasted bedside table I will never now? Hindsight being what it is, it was not the best idea in the world to be shagging on furniture that was really only sufficient in size to take my slim arse, let alone the weight of two people, but then nothing matters when you are in the zone.
So how can you break your back whilst on a bedside table whilst being ridden? Actually, it’s deceptively easy, you fall off the bloody thing with some fat bird strapped to your cock and hey presto! The force of the fall and the weight of some 14 stone monster in combination makes for a crushed spine, ouch! So for anyone who has often wondered why I am so nasty to fat people, you know now why. It was one of their obese kind that changed my life forever!
I can’t name names as we had the fat bitch seen too, but suffice to say her big sorry arse will not be doing anyone else damage!
I actually created a rough mathematic formula which I am going to share with you. (I know it’s not accurate)
It is high time that bedside tables came with a government health warning. If these evil items of furniture had not been invented I might have been able become paralysed in a more established manner.
Here are some links to help you understand what I went through.
Paralysis, Bedside tables, fat women
Written by MrCrip on February 9th, 2008 with
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Schizoid Mark
#1. February 10th, 2008, at 2:15 AM.
That must have been some shag! Was it worth it though?
I once had a shag at the top of the Eiffel Tower, but we didn’t mange to fall off though. Obviously. The only damage I got was a sore todger for a week.
Does that qualify me for membership of “The Mile-high Club” I wonder ?