Beat Parking Tickets
Ha ha, I beat NCP. Ha ha NCP, the £35 stays in my pocket and does not go into yours!
Yes people, I beat the Hitlers at NCP with their draconian methods and their scummy rules (as laid down by my local council, otherwise known as Town Fools)
Illegal Parking Madness
To the letter of the law I was illegally parked, but who gives a monkey’s about that. There is a way to beat parking tickets and MrsCrip will confirm that I have been successful each and every time one of these cretinous morons has had the stupidity to pick on a car that has a blue badge. (Yes, I have a valid blue badge again)
The knobs at NCP have yet to answer all of the questions I had, so I will be chasing them with multiple letters and ensuring that I now remain a pain in the backside until I get the answers I want.
So do you want to get out of paying your parking ticket? Have you had enough of the draconian parking wardens and companies like NCP ripping you off? Well strike back with MrCrip.
How to beat a parking ticket
If you want to get out of a parking ticket, here’s what you do - You use the medical card.
Yes that’s all you need do. It helps of course if you have an underlying condition where plausable and non-contestable symptoms can happen at the drop of a hat.
The fact of the matter for NCP is that when their idiot placed a ticket on my car there was a medical reason why I parked where I did and I had medical evidence to back-up this claim. If I could not produce this then fair cop, I would have paid the penalty.
But, it got me thinking……
FACT - There are not enough safe wheelchair friendly parking spaces where I live.
FACT - NCP will not tell me what the ratio of disabled spaces there are available in the terriotory they control.
FACT - NCP are discriminating against disabled people by not having adequate parking available, NCP are breaking the Disability Discrimination Act!
Get off paying a parking ticket
Seriously, if you get a parking ticket get down your doctors and get them to check you over and make your symptoms good. Make sure you either get signed off from work or a prescription for some hard-core drugs. There you have a reasonable argument for fighting a parking ticket and there is not a lot the bean-counters at NCP will be able to do about it.
A few medical get out of jail cards
For those of you whose legs do work, use the following medical grounds to escape a parking fine.
Migraine - Can’t drive with a migraine
Vertigo - How dangerous is that?
Heart pains - Dodgy, a heart attack when you are driving.
Numb legs - Careful, you may have damaged your spine when you *cough* fell over; worse still you may be seconds away from a stroke
The fact of the matter is this, it’s bloody hard for a doctor to prove any of these one way or the other without extensive medical research, and even harder for a parking company to prove it as well.
Come on strike back at local councils and scummy money-making firms such as NCP, play the medical card and lose that parking fine!
#1. October 1st, 2008, at 5:40 PM.
Awsome it’s about time the stupid bastards had whats coming to them. I saw them earlier outside my girlfriend’s eying up a car that had just parked 10 seconds previously!!