Andrea McLean Offering Sex Overnight? New GMTV Business Venture?
Regular readers of MrCrip may have read a recent post upon GMTV presenters being sponsored covertly be advertisers to bring us sublimininal sales messages.
Well it appears that GMTV have been caught in the act again. This time the subliminal sales message was delivered by none other than happy on the eye weather presenter Andrea McLean.
Does the image to the left indicate a move into the escort industry by GMTV bosses? If so how much would an overnight visit from Andrea McLean cost?
So that led me to question how much GMTV presenters would be worth in the escort industry? Here were my thoughts along with a professional name.
Andrea McLean - Chief Dirty Whipping Whore -?2,000 a night.
Kate Garraway - Madame Busty - ?1,500 a night.
Penny Smith - The Old Siren - ?1,250 + you get a free Yoga DVD!
Jackie Kabler - Blonde Bombshell - ?750 - A night to remember with GMTV’s roving reporter.
Fiona Phillips - MILF Mistress - ?500 - Why so cheap?? You would have to engage in polite conversation, this is the element that affects the asking price.
Clare Nasir - The Hot Degree - ?500 - Given her plumpness she could cost you some in food bills.
Gloria de Piero - Mediterranean Mumma - ?500 - Get hot and sweaty with this bint.
Firstly, I want to know if there are takers, and how much would you pay? Also what should the professional escort names of the presenters be?
Written by MrCrip on June 23rd, 2007 with
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#1. February 1st, 2008, at 2:10 PM.
Folks, you?ve got to read “Track Amazon’s 30-day refund guarantee”
This is really outrageous stuff and the best I ever read about the thing.
It?s not theories but carefully researched hard facts.
Cheers
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