Andrea McLean - Best Looking GMTV Bird?

The argument is compelling; you have all seen the pictures; you have all read the stories; you have probably all seen the rubbish that is GMTV?

The question is this - Is Andrea McLean the best looking woman on GMTV? And does she have the fittest body of all the female presenters?

The competition is as follows:

KATE GARRAWAY- Back to her sumptuous best following pregnancy and illness - Kate Garraway has aged, she has looked better and seems to be drawn in the face but I doubt if many of you pervs would turn down the opportunity if it ever arose. From what I recall Kate Garraway has a bit of a backside on her, this is not a problem if you like that kind of thing. I can’t say I like a road-map to get to my end destination which is what is ultimately needed when you are seeing a bird with a big backside!

PENNY SMITH - Penny is a mixed bag; sometimes stunning, other times horrendous and with a bad taste in clothing to boot. Penny tries to be funny but usually fails miserably, plus she has to be near 50. One advantage is a lack of children, meaning she has loads of spare loot to burn! The yoga queen would teach you how to contort in the right ways, but is that enough?

FIONA PHILLIPS - Fiona has a big reputation with the MILF Hunters of this world. Fiona has a super body on her considering her age and the fact she has children. Again this is a woman who can look as awesome as she can look grim. Fiona comes across as a bit thick, but that cannot be the case given her success. Most men wouldn’t say no, but what does that matter, Fiona would not say yes!

LORRAINE KELLY - Lorraine has a cult following, men appear to drool over he sagging Scottish breasts and plump legs. For me Lorraine Kelly is nothing more than a pin-up for the gay community and the bird you might have a grope with at the Office party if you knew nobody would ever know!

CLARE NASIR - GMTV’S other weather forecaster. Clare is a beauty, of that there is no doubt; one thing with Clare Nasir is the fact her weight seems to balloon regularly. If that is not the case then GMTV’s wardrobe department are seriously trying to undermine her! A personal favourite and certainly a bird you could take home to meet your mother. (Just keep the cake locked away)

And here’s why Andrea has the form above the rest.

Andrea McLean blowing kisses to men

Andrea McLean - A loos woman?

Loose women - Andrea McLean


Written by MrCrip on August 1st, 2007 with 3 comments.
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#1. August 6th, 2007, at 8:41 PM.

I posted comments earlier about Gloria de Piero. I had a look at Andrea, and I have to admit i find her very attractive.. yes she has plenty of chest and has a bubbly smile. My only problem with her is her association with that damn program loose women. I cannot stand it. A bunch of feminist hoes that feel all men have done them wrong. If Andrea stuck to GMTV, i would have her in my top 5 but because of that association, she has to settle for top 10. Nice tits though!!

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#2. August 6th, 2007, at 9:38 PM.

I forgot to mention a bit bout lorraine. I was lmao about what you said regarding groping her. Lorraine has a very nice pair of legs…not Penny Smith or Gloria De Piero beating but i’d still rub baby oil on them. The thing is, lusty loz doesn’t have a chest like Gloria or Kate has. Loz to me is sponsored by wonderbra and she perks them up (well used to before live comments eventually embarrased the scot). Even though i nearly fell off my chair reading Loz’ assessment from mrC above, i have to agree that she’s not someone i’d chase after, but would 100% grope/finger/screw/gag at a works do if no one was looking (lmao)

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#3. August 7th, 2007, at 1:30 AM.

Spot on about Loose Women, total rubbish aimed at women who sponge off their husbands whilst they laze around at home doing nothing, whilst pretending to be busy when the kids are at school.

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