Amy Winehouse: Worst Hair-Style Ever
Am I alone in my opinion that Amy Winehouse is a minging druggie scrubber who could do with a good wash? Her and that Lily Allen tart. The media would like us to believe that Ms Winehouse is some kind of warbling genius who can do no wrong but my mum can hold a tune better than she can, especially after a few sherrys.
The 2007 news was full of Amy Winehouse stories, largely due to her halfwit husband, Blake, being arrested and imprisoned for perverting the course of justice. What a dickhead. The latest news is that Blake Fielder-Civil-Dickhead has threatened divorce during one of the many rows that reportedly plague their troubled relationship, yawn!
But it’s that Marj Simpson on-a-bad-day hair style that really pushes my buttons. Back in October it was reported that the hair extensions used by Ms Winehouse for her beehive or cocaine stash hair style actually originated from the heads of Romanian orphans. The poor orphans have their lice-ridden heads shaved to provide the British pop starlet with somewhere to stash her cocaine. Word is that the sensitive Ms Winehouse is now using the hair and beards shorn from muslim inmates of the Guantanamo bay concentration camp to bolster her flagging hair do.
Luckily the new, shabby beehive hair-style, that is clearly so popular with Ms Winehouse, doesn’t appear to be catching on in the high street. Here it would appear that every woman has had their hair pressed and styled into submission with the latest hair straightening and glazing products from Paul Mitchell. At least Ms Shitehouse is a bit different!
Written by Dr_Bob on January 17th, 2008 with
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#1. January 17th, 2008, at 6:00 PM.
Everything about Amy Winehouse is freaky, so it is no surprise she has a hairstyle so bad it would make a suicide bomber think twice about what the were doing if they saw Winehouse as they were about to detonate!