Amy Winehouse dead!

Yes, it’s true, Amy Winehouse - dead!

Amy Winehouse has been told she will die unless she leaves London for a quiter less vibrant life.

The drug and drink loving pop star was loviny informed of this by her lover Blake Fielder Civil, the very same man who is currently in clink for bashing people up.

Amy Winehouse Dead?

Amy’s father is also very worried with the plight of his daughter and this not surprising following more theatrics this weekend with Amy having another eventful night on the tiles.

Amy is now said to be taking the advice and looking for a remote cider farm in Devon.

Written by MrCrip on July 28th, 2008 with 9 comments.


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#1. July 29th, 2008, at 12:38 AM.

I propose that we have an official “Hate Amy White-arse” day every year. On Gordon Browns birthday would be good.

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#2. July 29th, 2008, at 10:03 PM.

I’d like to know if she has firm tits, or whether they are f*cked as well.

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#3. July 29th, 2008, at 11:28 PM.

She looks a walking collection of drug and alcohol induced neuroses.

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#4. August 1st, 2008, at 8:47 PM.

Hey Crip, the prodigal son returns. Long time no speak.

I still see you have your head up your arse and talk bollocks. For your info I’m a big fan of Amy so I find this post even more offensive than the usual drivel that spews from your foul mouth.

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#5. August 1st, 2008, at 11:47 PM.

Steve, I’m glad you found the post offensive - Amy Winehouse is a waste of space c*nt, end of.

I have no sympathy for someone who is pissing their talent away - the quicker she does it the better.

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#6. August 2nd, 2008, at 12:56 AM.

tbf mr crip is here to slam and slander todays news, and if you really hate it dont go on his website, your just making him money anyway, you going on the site ups his ad revenue

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#7. August 2nd, 2008, at 9:41 AM.

Lewis - I am not here to slam and slander the news - there is so much mis-information that is pushed down our throats that I cannot be doing with it.

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#8. September 14th, 2008, at 10:57 PM.

yeah i’ll vote for her being dead, i got her in the celeb bucket list sweep, at work….its a bit like the grand national…….only no horses get hurt..come on amy you can do it i’ve got till december 31st, dont let me down now

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#9. September 14th, 2008, at 11:22 PM.

Amy Winehouse is a waste of space - why the media talk about her so much is beyond me.

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