Alligator Shags Snake in the Arse and Gets Trapped until Python Explodes

Bollocks to that Only in America - Can an alligator end up exploding out of a Pythons gut! In the land where guns rule and the country is run by a born-again freak can an alligator safely think it will bum a Python.

As the image shows the Alligator (George) is quite literally hanging out of the back of the Python (Tony)

Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for free love, but George the Alligator should have strapped on his 10×4 to stop him falling in to Tony’s well used arse!

How true this is to the real world as Tony Blair must enjoy getting the UK fucked in the arse with his bullshit policies. And how ironic that ultimately the bubble will burst leaving Mr Dingbat, sorry I meant President Bush with his pants down having fucked the once great land of Great Britain until we are red raw.

Here’s hoping a Python sucks you up soon Mr Bush!


Written by MrCrip on November 20th, 2006 with no comments.
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