2008 - Happy New Year - Not!

Well folks, I took some time off from feeling angry over Christmas it was time to reach out and join the festivities, such as visiting Church (twice), giving plenty (to MrsCrip) and winning money from the family playing cards.

But now the Christmas bollocks is over, I am angrier then ever, and now my Christmas spirit has evaporated I have to ask the question, When are the masses going to stand-up and be counted?

Let’s look at the New Year and assess what hope, joy and optimism it will bring.

Firstly the joy and hope of New Years Eve, a time to be happy and love your fellow man - Er stop right there, how many people were murdered on New Years Eve? At least 5 from what I read.

NEW YEAR MURDER- The latest story about a New Year murder took place in Cleveland. Now I have written about the scum that infest Cleveland before. This shit-pit of a town has the highest level of single teenage sluts in the UK. It also has three people who were involved in the brutal murder of an innocent man walking his dog. Some frikkin New Year his widowed wife and fatherless children will have. There is only one thing good enough for the scum that took this mans life - THE DEATH PENALTY! Bring it back and lets start eradicating the SCUM!

GORDON BROWN- I’m still surprised this walking fanny could manage an erection hard enough in order to get his wife pregnant.

I’d have more confidence in the Yorkshire Ripper being in charge of the UK, at least he had brains and could seemingly get the job done.

Gordon Brown is a fake PM who had some pact with his once gay lover Tony Blair. The only reason Gordon Brown is Prime Minister today is because he knows the truth about Cherie Blair. Well I’m going to expose that truth right now on MrCrip.com - Cherie Blair has a 12 inch cock and for the last 10 years has been screwing us all through her cock-guzzling “I’m a Catholic and I’d love to shag the Pope’s ring-piece” excuse for a husband, Tony.

Believe me the UK is heading for a fall, and it is because we have an unelected fool for a PM and were manipulated by Cherie Blair via her muppet husband for 10 long years.

OIL PRICES - I have a separate blog coming on the cost of oil, but once again the masses of the world are getting ripped off by corporate greed. The price of oil is artificially high, if you cannot afford to live, then blame those greedy Arab and Russian bastards who are fixing oil prices to all-time highs. The trouble is we embrace it. Look at those feckless bastards called Chelsea supporters. Whilst many of their fans cannot afford to pay escalating household bills, their football club saviour is adding millions to his fortune through his extortionate energy prices.

THE AMERICANS - If there is one group of smug shitheads who deserve to be annihilated, its the frikkin Americans. I don’t advocate murder, but I would accommodate the blowing up of George Bush and his corrupt war-mongering government. George Bush has bought more instability to the world than any modern-day political figure, not to mention a thirst for having his security services arrange for aircraft to be flown into tall buildings!

NON-BRITISHNESS - I can’t say that I really mind immigrants, I am not poor so I don’t have to rough it with the under classes. If you live in a neighbourhood with large immigrant occupation then do something about it - MOVE. What I don’t like though is British traditions being cast aside by mainly white liberal twits who think they are doing us all a favour by thinking up stupid rules that will help integrate the ethnic minorities. Bollocks, live in Britain, then speak English and follow OUR traditions. If you don’t like it, then come round and suck my English cock, because here’s what you are, a big old cocksucker.

HOUSE REPOSSESIONS/ESTATE AGENTS - Once again greed is going to drive people out of a home. I blame Estate Agents pure and simple, these unregulated scum push up prices of property for their personal gain quicker than a queer fella shoves a hard cock up his gay arse.

Property prices are/were obscene, the current credit crunch is going to produce natural fall-out and for anyone that has borrowed heavily in the last few months, the words Negative Equity will mean a lot more to a great many people in the not too distant future.

FAILING HOSPITALS - Don’t get seriously ill, you’ll be buggered if you do. Our hospitals are seriously understaffed by quality nursing personnel and are run by government stooges who would struggle to run a bath.

The NHS needs a shake-up, but the feckless fools who run this country and who think they know best are killing the healthcare needs of the masses. Give me two years with the NHS and I promise you it would be a different beast. A bit of simple common-sense would soon get the NHS working in the right way which would be a credit to us all.

So tell me what is there to look forward too in 2008? Debt is on the increase, household bills are still increasing and we all have less money in our pockets and by the end of the year I promise you its going to be a lot worse - HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Written by MrCrip on January 4th, 2008 with 9 comments.


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#1. January 4th, 2008, at 1:36 AM.

My. my! We have got a right grump on today haven’t we?

Seriously, I feel much the same way. I am an “old age pensioner”** and my state pension is due to increase by £2.70 per week on April 1st, and I just got a letter from the Council saying that my council tax will go up by just over £2 a week from next April! So you can just imagine how terribly thrilled I am that I shall be getting an extra 65p a week. I’m just off to book a World Cruise with it …….

Oh, sorry, just remembered. Gas, Electricity, Water rates, Phone bill, Petrol, Food, Postal rates and toilet paper etc will also go up, so I’ll be worse off than a tramp next year, so it will have to be a day trip to Leicester to look at the new Mosque.

** The fucking Government haven’t even got the courtesy to call us Senior Citizens!

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#2. January 4th, 2008, at 9:54 AM.

Hi Keith,

Yes, but this place is really giving me some serious grief; everything which was/is good is being taken away. It’s all wrong, I cannot see how our Senior Citizens can afford to live especialluy with the way fuel bills have gone.

When you throwing a link to MrCrip from your fantastic site then?

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#3. January 4th, 2008, at 5:35 PM.

You are not very observant. There is a banner link to your site in the right hand column of my page (been there weeks!).

You are so right about the fuel bills. I dare not turn my central heating on this year. It is difficult enough paying the gas bill for just cooking and washing! In the winter months I live in one room upstairs that I heat with a SuperSer calor gas heater. The rest of the house (4 rooms) are closed up until the Spring.

12% of my income goes in Council Tax alone! We’re all doomed!

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#4. January 4th, 2008, at 7:12 PM.

I was only looking at the text links - You’re right I’m an unobservant twit!

I’m surprised you have not monetised your site, or am I being unobservant again?

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#5. January 4th, 2008, at 10:59 PM.

What is “monetised”? I’m not being funny, I really don’t know what you mean.

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#6. January 6th, 2008, at 6:53 PM.

Mr. Crip, I found you via Keith. Have you ever thought of running(sorry. I’m in the same boat) for parliament?

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#7. January 6th, 2008, at 8:07 PM.

Hi John G, welcome to the world of MrCrip. If I thought I’d have half a chance of changing things I would go for it. I can’t see it though, common sense and someone with half a brain as an MP - it would not seem right!

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#8. January 7th, 2008, at 10:50 PM.

You’re not the first person to suggest this John, we need someone like him to provide a bit of down to earth commonsense and make this country a better place for our kids to grow up in.

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#9. January 7th, 2008, at 11:09 PM.

And not only that I’d get arrested for sticking one on that Scottish turd Gordon Brown for raping the country of all its cash.

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