10 Reasons to watch GMTV

The question is; does anyone actually watch GMTV for its news content? Whilst GMTV does claim to be a news channel, there is some pretty dire stuff transmitted.

So in aid of GMTV I have put together 10 reasons to want to watch the early ‘morning-glory’ show.

What is the qualification to get a gig on GMTV? Is it a case of low tops and high skirts?

10 Lorraine Kelly - What can you say about Dame Lorraine Kelly that has not already been said? Lorraine makes the list; but only because there was no one else to fill the void. Some people are infatuated with Lorraine Kelly. Personally, I have yet to meet a nice Scottish bird but hey what do I know?

10 Carla Romano - When unleashed from the news desk, Carla loves to show her legs off. In fairness the boat race is not as hot as others on the GMTV couch so the shapely legs take the emphasis away from her lesser features!

8 Jackie Kabler - Sometimes seen on the GMTV sofa but I would rather see her on mine, Jackie Kabler is fit and able!

7 Clare Nasir - The cherub faced weather presenter certainly has a cult following; the weather never seemed better when Clare Nasir is delivering the bad weather news!

6 Andrea McLean - GMTV’s resident siren; Men be careful, you are never likely to know where GMTV’s resident slut is likely to go off!

5 Penny Smith - With old-age creeping up, Penny is starting to look like the Granny of the crew; still has what it takes to ruffles the feathers of some men Penny’s best days are truly behind her. If only her dress sense was as sharp as her tongue.

4 Fiona Phillips - There is something about Fiona Phillips, oh yes, it’s the fact she has to open her mouth. Easy on the eye and has a body that many women half her age would love to have.

3 Gloria de Piero - The up and coming fox of the GMTV box. Featuring a rack that TGI Fridays would be proud of on their menu, Ms de Piero has already gained a cult following, pity about her accent.

2 Jenni Falconer- The Scottish presenter bucks the trend of minging Scottish women; Jenni Falconer loves to show her legs off, and quite rightly so!

1 Kate Garraway’s Chest - This woman has a huge following and there are two reasons why. Kate Garraway sports a huge pair of baps; and there are plenty of people who would like to put their meat inside them.

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Written by MrCrip on August 25th, 2007 with 8 comments.
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