It’s been a long time since I have had a go at fat people. But do you know what? I have lost weight recently simply through having a better diet and swimming. So if I can lose weight sitting on my backside day after day after day, then I see no reason why your average Mr and Mrs Lardy cannot do the same. So what I have put together 10 legitimate reasons as to why people who may have a slight weight problem should maybe consider an active walking holiday in Spain, instead of the usual beer, beans and chips jolly in Benidorm once a year.

Do you really want to look like this?

Fit is good

I’ll tell you something for nothing, since I have been exercising I feel better in myself, I am less tired, MrsCrip is getting more, it’s all really fantastically awesome.

10 Reasons why fat people should go on an active holiday

1. Self discovery – Yes, there is a life outside of picking up the phone to order a pizza
2. Look good, feel good, get more - It is statistically proven that fat people get less sex
3. Discover the real world – forget Benidorm and the like – why not participate in a walking holiday in the Rioja region. At least this way you can still drink but know you are doing something to work it off during the day
4. Swimming is essential - take an active holiday and get swimming, if a cripple like me who cannot use his legs can do 600 metres in 90 minutes, there is no reason why a bloater cannot float up and down a pool
5. Meet people - If you go on an active walking holiday you will meet people in your walking group, after all, how else are you going to meet people as know one speaks to you when you are fat.
6. Assist global warming – If all fat people left the UK we would not have to worry about rising sea levels – the UK would automatically rise by 10 centimetres curing the problem of coastal flooding
7. Less resource on the NHS – Get fit and you will have less health problems. We know this is not rubbish, this is medically proven fact
8. Cosmetic Surgery Holiday - You could combine an active holiday with some liposuction in Thailand to help you on your way to becoming healthier.
9. Holiday Diet – Not all holidays need to consist of burgers, pizza and chips – a walking holiday in Spain or Latin American would introduce you to gastronical treats you never knew existed.
10. Disabled Parking Bays - Having less fat people in the UK will free up disabled parking bays for people with real problems

So all you fatties, you know I’m only pulling your leg right? Seriously, if you do have some extra pounds on you, why not consider a proper active holiday? What harm can it do you except get you fitter and open your mind to new ideas and maybe a different and healthier way of life which can only be a good thing.